Cave-Shinobi
Daddy long legs
Not poisonous, yet there's poison. I know there is. Just like I drink until I feel my head spinning and feel the motion sickness curl up like a ball in my throat and then swirl out as I roll out on the floor, blank, then I see the floor again, another blank, I'm walking down the avenue, I don't remember how I got here, nor how long it's been, but I don't even think about it. I don't even think anything. But yet here I am, walking. Stumbling, more like. Man, these lights really are strong, can barely see shit, just this massive green glow from the pharmacy sign. Kinda blinded by it. Kinda blank again. Oh wait, no, I just blinked, don't mind it. So poisoned, I feel it coming out again, really don't like the taste of it now, but it felt so good when it came in. When it hit. It's not even illegal! Bless. Doesn't feel as good now. I feel grass on my face, guess I must've fallen asleep at some point. Glad I landed on grass and not on dog shit. There's a spider just looking down on me, on that little wall. It's a little spider with spindly long legs. It doesn't care. It's just staring. Bet it won't even bite if I punch it. But I won't punch it. I'm not a brute, I just lost control of my life, ya know? Momentarily, of course. I'll get it back, maybe tomorrow, maybe the day after. But it'll be back under my control. Not punching the poor spider, though. It's just staring. Didn't do no harm. Even if it did, might not even realize it. But it's just there. Staring at me. If it hated me, maybe it'd bite me. Maybe not. Maybe if it was as big as me, it'd really sink its teeth in. Maybe if I punched it, it'd bite me harder. Harder, daddy long legs, harder.
Art is a mistake
Head
Body
Legs
Bottom line, it is unless you love living in uncertainty or manage to magically pop a huge fanbase (but let's not get into that, it's not convenient to say it). Meanwhile, you'll still live in uncertainty because that's just how it works. How life works. It's just like that. Might get lucky and find certainty, you're certainly not the majority. I'm talking of things in a "I need money to pay for food to survive" perspective. Luckily I still live well, not thanks to me, and I'm aware how frail a situation of this sort is. Do you live well? At your own expense? Someone else's? This highly educated society is a mistake, by the way. We get extremely highly educated numbnuts who think their education will get them somewhere - maybe it will, who knows, but more often than not, that education won't matter because what runs this world is a bunch of tasks that don't require it and nobody wants to do them. Because they're awful, and probably a waste of your education. And they pay like shit.
But regardless. Art was a mistake. I wish my brain worked for other stuff besides art, and even for that it works horribly. But hey, I had to try.
Fuck art.
//Disclaimer: if you're good with art, great. I hope you like my lovely insight on my relationship with art. It's beautiful ain't it?
Notice me senpai
Meanwhile I got into horse riding. Shit is dope as fuck and makes the future look pretty bright.
But yeah. Still alive. Might go through some random shit I've made over the past few months to see if I upload something. Maybe I'll revive this in the future.
#mememachine
Also made this nearly a year ago
Storm
There's a lightning storm outside. It's cool.
Magic: The Gathering
Now, for the explanation: first, I play a Call of the Conclave (puts a 3/3 Centaur token on the field) and/or a Centaur Healer (3/3 creature that heals me for 3 points when it comes into play). After that, I throw in both a Healer of the Pride and a Parallel Lives. Now that it's all set up, the fun can begin! First, throw in the Wayfaring Temple. So far, it's only either a 3/3 or a 4/4. Nothing outstanding. Now cough up a Fungal Sprouting (add 4 tokens). Wayfaring Temple is now 8/8. HOWEVER, let's assume Parallel Lives was in play. Know what'd happen? I'd add 8 tokens instead of 4! Wayfaring Temple is now 12/12! Next turn? Another Fungal Sprouting! 24 tokens and Wayfaring Temple is a 36/36!
Want something even better? Add in a Sublime Angel, and, suddenly, every token has Exalted (if a creature you control is attacking alone, give it +1/+1 counters for each creature with Exalted you control until the end of turn). After that, while in the same turn, play another Fungal Sprouting, for even more tokens than you'd usually get. Wait, already ran out of Fungal Sprouting cards? No worries, my friend! That is why the deck also has 3 Revive gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Car…!
But what if the opponent casts something like a boardwipe, or exiles your Wayfaring Temple? Well, that's why I splashed some blue. And know what counter card I added? Spell Rupture gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Car…. However, I have to add some more ways of countering, since this card is pretty much useless until I actually have at least 10 creatures in play. Another problem is creatures with flying, but that can be remedied with Tower Defense gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Car…
All in all, I'd like to actually buy a deck like this (in fact, I already have 4 Fungal Sprouting, 1 Wayfaring Temple and 4 Healer of the Pride), but, well, haven't gotten around to actually buy all cards, yet. And I'd like to have some shock lands, but I don't think I can afford those :/